The Top 10 Signs You've Picked A Losing Team

10. Quarterback has a flask in his back pocket.

 9. Two players arrive wearing Domino's Pizza uniforms.

 8. The team mascot's uniform is held together by duct tape.

 7. You witness the team manager accepting cash from another
    man in the stadium restroom.

 6. A cheerleader is breast-feeding a child between plays.

 5. The coach is selling beer in the stands during halftime.

 4. Running back escorted on and off the field by state troopers.

 3. Players stop during play to participate in the wave.

 2. When a player comes off the field, he gives his shoes to the
    player coming on the field.

  ... and the number one sign you've picked a losing team:

 1. They're wearing Orange and Blue!