Top 10 Suggested Auburn Buzzwords For 1996
10. AUrore
marked by or relating to a yellow tint given a white sauce
by the addition of egg yolks. (yellow sauce?)
9. AUtopsy
postmortem examiniation (e.g. Auburn post-game news coverage)
8. AUtophagous
self-devouring.
7. AU revoir
Goodbye.
6. AUstere
a. marked by a somber gravity and seriousness : UNSMILING.
b. astringent to the taste and marked by sourness and
bitterness.
5. AUght
zero, nonentity, nothing
4. AUtoasphyxiation
asphyxiation (choking) of an organism by the products of its
own metabolism.
3. AUtoeroticism
sexual gratification obtained through one's own organism
without the participation or stimulus of another individual.
2. AUtistic
absorbed in self-centered subjective mental activity such as
fantasies, delusions, and hallucinations), especially when
accompanied by marked withdrawal from reality.
... and the number one suggested Auburn buzzword for 1996:
1. AUbnoxious!