| 10. | So they can be within 10 of catching Alabama. |
| 9. | So people under the age of 50 can remember one too. |
| 8. | So they do not have to keep bringing up those Heisman trophies. |
| 7. | When the special Sports Illustrated issues come out, it will give them a reason to learn how to read. |
| 6. | So they can replace the tobacco stained "Punt Bama, Punt" bumper stickers. |
| 5. | So Phil Snow can stop putting his head through sheetrock. |
| 4. | So Terry Bowden can earn enough respect to order from the adult menu at Shoney's. |
| 3. | It would make the next batch of probation easier to live with. |
| 2. | The history books in Auburn Elementary Schools can add more years after 1957. |
| 1. | Two Words: Tractor Parade! |