Top 10 Reasons I Should Be A Guest Dave

If you're an SEC football fan, you've probably heard of Two Daves Pick The SEC, a weekly article written by Dave Magee and Dave Swanger. Each week a lucky amateur prognosticator fills the coveted role of Guest Dave. Here are the top 10 reasons I should be a Guest Dave.

10. I never drink instant iced tea.
9. I work in New Hampshire1, but have all my money (and taxes) are sent South of Mason's Dixie Line2.
8. I only put white gravy on country-fried steak.
7. I only drink Coca-Cola, because the headquarters for PepsiCo is in New York City.
6. Frequent flights between NH and Alabama will provide plenty of time for careful analysis of upcoming SEC games.
5. I frequently ask for extra grits.
4. Both my sons are named after Confederate generals.
3. The Dave$ would find my $plendid input very rewarding (if you know what I mean). :-$
2. My low key net.profile would not detract from the awesome splendor or the Two True Daves.
1. I've got Dave Fever, and its catching!

  1. This was written in 1994 while I was contracting for Digital Equipment Corp. in Nashua, NH.
    I now live in Marietta, Georgia (northwest Atlanta suburbs).
  2. Also known as the Mason-Dixon Line.