Top 10 Reasons to Date a Computer Geek

1010. You don't have to worry about ex-girlfriends
1001. They're re-entrant, if you know what I mean.
1000. You know they'll be up all night long.
0111. If it doesn't work out, you can always dump them.
0110. They may just live up to their homepage.
0101. They take virus protection seriously.
0100. They can turn off interrupts for private moments.
0011. They don't byte (but they do nibble a little).
0010. They're just like a network, they often go down on you.
0001. There's never a null moment!