| 10. | Lifetime supply of "Dilbert" calendars. |
| 9. | High starting salary. |
| 8. | Free body diagrams. |
| 7. | Looks good on a resume. |
| 6. | Can calculate head pressure. |
| 5. | Help with your math homework. |
| 4. | Parents will approve. |
| 3. | Know how to handle stress and strain in relationships. |
| 2. | Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do. |
| 1. | The world does revolve around us. (We pick the coordinate system.) |